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ATTENTION ILLEGAL ALIENS! 10% off on legal services if Congress grants the Bush path to citizenship-again Guest worker amnesty! Pre-file now for discount!
There is no cost or obligation to pre-register! [ 13 January 2007: Update from D.A. the page to the Hernan Taylor Lee law firm linked here has been altered…when this blog was originally posted, the law firm had a paragraph on their “immigration ” page offering a 10% discount on legal fees concerning any possible guest worker program offered by the feds if people who would have a need for that amnesty-again would pre-register with the law firm. I have a copy of the page as it was when I posted this and am saving it for future use]
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These immigration lawyers may need a new pair of shoes! Bring the entire family!
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Borders and immigration laws are for suckers! Call this law firm now for the help they desperatly want to sell!
Contact Hernan Taylor and Lee abogados…umm…lawyers to pre-register here!
Photos of lawyers and staff here! They speak your language!
But wait…there is more!
This law firm will arrange to take you to Washington to lobby for an end to those pesky American law enforcement efforts!
Money is no object! [ Well, until and unless the amnesty-again goes through…then, they want your money]. Bring the whole family!
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE RECENT REPORTS THAT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT LACKS THE ABILITY TO VERIFY YOUR APPLICATION TO GET AMNESTY-AGAIN!
Immigrant Processors Fall Behind
System Overwhelmed Even Without ‘Amnesty,’ Guest Workers
By Spencer S. Hsu
Washington Post Staff Writer
Thursday, January 4, 2007; Page A03
As the White House and Congress prepare to overhaul the nation’s immigration laws, U.S. officials have concluded that they lack the technology and resources to handle the millions of applications for legal residency that could result from the changes and that several efforts to modernize computers have gone astray.
Immigration officials have said for years that it is critical to update an antiquated, paper-based application process before the government grants a new path to citizenship for as many as 12 million illegal immigrants living in the United States or creates a temporary-worker program, as senators and the Bush administration propose.
But in recent months, U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) officials have determined that the troubled, $2-billion-a-year agency is unable to effectively manage its existing work, much less a flood of new applications.
A report released Dec. 20 by Homeland Security Inspector General Richard L. Skinner cited a long list of setbacks and concurred with internal USCIS reviews that the bureau “lacks the processing capacity, systems integration and project management resources needed to manage a potential increase in workloads.”
A project to replace the nationwide computer network has been halted because the agency lacks $72 million to complete it. A staff reorganization was frozen because of deficiencies “that hinder day-to-day IT operations,” according to the report.
USCIS is in the midst of its third major modernization effort in three years, leaving some employees confused over whether such efforts were completed or were ever begun, the report said.
Many legal immigrants already face years-long waits when they apply for green cards, often a first step toward obtaining citizenship.Another 100,000 names submitted to the FBI for background checks have been on hold for a year or more. Congressional auditors recently reported that 14 immigration offices had lost track of 111,000 files as of July.
[The rest of the story here]
Let the lawyers do the worrying…and the lobbying! BUT BRING YOUR CHECKBOOK/LAST YEAR’S DAY-LABOR CASH!
Note from D.A.